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Lord of the Rings

It's finally here. The One Ring for which we pulled our hair out and almost even beard. The Lord of the Rings is here!

  • Key features
    • Bigger swag than Versace
    • Pussy Magnet included
    • Good for stamping beardless
    • The one and only
  • Design

    We made sizes 10 (inner diameter 19.84 mm) and 11 (inner diameter 20.68 mm). To give you an idea, thick Adam wears 10 without problem, but for skinny ass Tom 10 is quite big. But some of you have really massive hands, so we hope the sizes will be fine. But if you are crippled and have thin fingers, you'd better write to us. We also have smaller sizes, but we have to make them individually. Otherwise, the rings are made of copper gutters with a gold overflow. Perhaps one day they will be made of real gold, for which at least 69 gold diggers died. At the moment, we are extremely grateful for the copper ones, they are still really fucking great.

  • Use

    Put on the ring and feel the addictive power that has corrupted many characters. We strongly recommend keeping the ring away from small people. They might want to take off their shoes and look for lava to throw the ring into.

€19,50

Lord of the Rings

Full product description

 
 

The Lord of the RingS : The Two Bearded

We bring you the Angry Beard signet ring. Carrying the infamous angry bearded face on the front. 2017, the fateful year that changed everything, that is why there is number 17 on one side and on the other the coat of arms of our hometown Třebíč, where everything began and one day everything will end. We outdid ourselfs and we think the ring is a real masterpiece. Well, see for yourself.

 
 
Prsten1

All that glitters is not gold

We considered making it out of some precious metal. Gold was never an option, we are not millionaires (yet), but we thought about using silver. In the end, we decided that it didn't matter what it was made of. The important thing is how much work we put into it and how much we perfected it.

 
 
PEČETNÍ RING

Signet ring


Remember that the ring is not just for flexing, but it is a signet ring with which you can stamp everything from beardless to letters.
ŽÁDNÁ BIŽA

No imitation jewelry


It's not some fake Versace jewelry, but an honest gem that you won't find anywhere else but here.
MASIVNÍ A PŘESTO NEZAVAZÍ

Massive without cons


It is larger in size. If a guy wears a ring, we think it should be bigger, and that's how we made it. But again, we need to do something with our hands, that is why the ring is lower so you can freely move your fingers.
SWAG

Swag


At the end of the day, it's about flexing, that's what jewelry is all about. As Durden said, there is little swag in the Czech Republic, so let's raise this bar together here. Who else, if not us, when other times, if not now.
 

There is a piece of us in each

We will not lie to you that we participated in any way in the production itself. But we put a piece of our hard work into every single ring and we are really proud about the result. When we started to make plans about a year ago, we didn't believe at all that such a great thing could be born. So we hope it will please you and serve you well.

 
 
 
 

The Lord of the RingS : The Two Bearded

We bring you the Angry Beard signet ring. Carrying the infamous angry bearded face on the front. 2017, the fateful year that changed everything, that is why there is number 17 on one side and on the other the coat of arms of our hometown Třebíč, where everything began and one day everything will end. We outdid ourselfs and we think the ring is a real masterpiece. Well, see for yourself.

 
 
Prsten1

All that glitters is not gold

We considered making it out of some precious metal. Gold was never an option, we are not millionaires (yet), but we thought about using silver. In the end, we decided that it didn't matter what it was made of. The important thing is how much work we put into it and how much we perfected it.

 
 
PEČETNÍ RING

Signet ring


Remember that the ring is not just for flexing, but it is a signet ring with which you can stamp everything from beardless to letters.
ŽÁDNÁ BIŽA

No imitation jewelry


It's not some fake Versace jewelry, but an honest gem that you won't find anywhere else but here.
MASIVNÍ A PŘESTO NEZAVAZÍ

Massive without cons


It is larger in size. If a guy wears a ring, we think it should be bigger, and that's how we made it. But again, we need to do something with our hands, that is why the ring is lower so you can freely move your fingers.
SWAG

Swag


At the end of the day, it's about flexing, that's what jewelry is all about. As Durden said, there is little swag in the Czech Republic, so let's raise this bar together here. Who else, if not us, when other times, if not now.
 

There is a piece of us in each

We will not lie to you that we participated in any way in the production itself. But we put a piece of our hard work into every single ring and we are really proud about the result. When we started to make plans about a year ago, we didn't believe at all that such a great thing could be born. So we hope it will please you and serve you well.

 
 
Category: Merch
€19,50
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