Zit Slayer Le Pimp

Product detailed description

DON’T POP IT, SLAY IT!

Send pimples to their doom! Don’t mess with them, put them in the experienced hands of a master executioner. Pull out your Zit Slayer as soon as you notice a zit. Rub the offending spot with gel ideally 3× day until the blemish is gone for good. If you don’t squeeze it with your dirty fingers, it’ll heal without further damage. The salicylic acid will reduce redness and with the sulfur it will help your body get sebum production under control. Clean work, like a professional hit man.

MASTER EXECUTIONER

No trial, hand the zit straight to the hands of a master executioner. Zit Slayer is the way to quicker get rid of pimples that you don’t want to dirty your hands with.

ALWAYS READY

Small is practical. And it’ll last you a long time. Keep the tube at home in a drawer and when you discover a new set of spots on your forehead, you’ll be ready.

LE ACNÉ

The causes of acne are a science that we still don’t quite understand. But Zit Slayer will take care of the zits on your skin thanks to its salicylic acid, sulfur and PCA salt content.

HANDS OFF

Pimples are little volcanoes full of pus. When you squeeze them, you spread the gunk all over. And you really don’t want that. So, hands off, and Slayer on!

 

SPOTTY TODAY, HOTTIE TOMORROW

You’re reading this and you’re thinking, “Dude, they want me to walk around with a white, unpopped zit on my face.” Yeah, buddy, that’s kind of how it is. If you squeeze the fresh zit until the blood flows, everyone’s going to notice that it’s a popped pimple anyway. When you rub Zit Slayer on it as soon as you feel the first signs stress on your skin, it might not even turn white. Or it will turn red, and people won’t notice. And even if a white beast does sprout, you’ll be better off enduring one day spotty so that you’ll be a hottie again ASAP.

Want something more for your skin? Get some of our all-purpose Unicreme and our Fak-age wrinkle-grinder serum..

#tab-WHY YOU WANT IT#

• Gel that sends pimples and zits to the afterlife
• Faster healing than with bloody popping
• From spotty to hottie in a couple of days
• Practical small tube that’s always ready
• Proudly produced in Czechia

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This gel works in “apply and forget” mode. Apply it to your zit (ideally on washed skin before sleep, but ideally 3× during the day) and let it work. Continue using until the problem disappears.

PRO TIP: We all feel the urge to kill pimples with our fingernails. But this is a mistake that delays healing. So, keep your nails away and let Slayer do the work.

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A gel for combatting pimples, zits, and blemishes. The gel contains salicylic acid and the zinc salt pyrrolidone carboxylic acid, so it penetrates deep into the pores, loosens dead skin cells, and regulates sebum production. Forget about squeezing, go for quick execution!

15 ml pack

Ingredients:
Water, Denatured Ethanol, Propanediol, Butylene Glycol, Salicylic Acid, PEG-30 Castor Oil, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Xanthan Gum, Zinc PCA, Sodium Hydroxide, Sulfur, Lactic Acid, Peppermint Essential Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Limonene.

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Ingredients: Aqua, Alcohol Denat., Propanediol, Butylene Glycol, Salicylic Acid, PEG-30 Castor Oil, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Xanthan Gum, Zinc PCA, Sodium Hydroxide, Sulfur, Lactic Acid, Mentha Piperita Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Limonene.

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